Friday, July 16, 2010

Earthquake News in D.C.

I didn't do it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are the most narcissistic person I have ever encountered! CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mama said...

Yeah, actually I should have given my son more credit for this one. At our last visit he was waving around the honey stick like it was a magic wand while I sang "bibbity bobbity boo".

You're right. It was wrong for me to take full credit for this earthquake.

He's as pissed as I am and has even more grounds for asking for a kind of message to be sent to D.C.

The last earthquake in D.C. was on his birthmonth of May in 2008. This one was twice as big. Right there in Rockville, and another Maryland town where I used to live with my fiance and met all kinds of undercovers and operatives.

What can I say? my son is my ark and I am my son's ark. It's not good luck to keep us apart.

Maybe when he is returned to me, someone can give me some golden sculptures of earthquakes and spontaneous combustions.

Mama said...

hey, oooops. did that last post sound "narcissistic?"