Psychologist: So. What brings you here?
Me: Well, you're not going to believe this...But I was nuked.
Psychologist: What do you mean by "nuked"?
Me: Like, you know that "this is your brain on drugs" commercial with the eggs frying in the pan?
Psychologist: Yes.
Me: Well, just put those eggs on high in the microwave and watch what happens.
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