Father forgive me, por este SIM

Este novio medicime, "donde esta mi tarjeta SIM?" He asked me, then, in English, where the SIM card was for his phone.

I didn't know what he was saying at first. I looked at him blankly. He's holding his phone and pointing to a part that I guess, is missing or something, and looking at me and I said,

"Que? que esta "SIM"? Then I said, "No se". I added, "OH! tu mean sin? tu pense yo necessito voy a la iglesia porque tengo sin?" I pronounced it "seeeeen?" Because he was saying with an accent, "Seeeeem".

El mirame and looked at me and said, no, and then laughed and said yes, it was necessary I go to church, because yes, I have sinned.

He explained what SIM is and then I said, "OH! yo no soy bueno a lo technologia. No se. Yo sabes nada de technologia. Hmmm. No se. Porque? esta necessario?"

Anyway, it was sort of funny, because of the misunderstanding from pronunciation. When I asked if he thought I had sinned, because he asked me "did you take my SIM?" and then he rephrased to, "Do you have the SIM?" That's when I said, "You think I have SIN?!!" he said, "Si!" and I picked up this little brochure of saint prayers and said, "tu pense yo necessites este?" and he said, "Si! y la iglesia!" and pointed to this statue of a saint which is from or represents Colombia.

Of course I didn't have it. What would I do with one? If I could use it for something of course, but no, I don't think you can even take a SIM thing out. You have to go to the radioshack and they give you a new phone, right? At least that's what I've had to do with my own phone.

So then I opened the curtain to let the light in and he was dressing behind me (I wasn't watching). He said what are you doing, people will see. I said, "maybe personas QUIERES mira a ti." He said no, and I said, "Si! Orrita a la ventana. Baile! Baile! Baile a la ventana." and he started laughing. Then he said maybe neighbors would complain, knocking at the door and I said, "Maybe yo soy tu pimpo. Yo hablan the neighbors, 'tu quieres mi animales sexo?" and he cracked up.




Anyway, it was funny.