Sunday, March 31, 2013

Ellen: Fugitive from Justice

Ellen is leaving the U.S. because she doesn't want to get caught for crimes committed against my family.

She is connected to Australia and those who attempted to assassinate me, and she is proud to admit she's also related to Kate Middleton.

Not only is Ellen linked to Middleton, she is linked to a woman with an Australian accent, and it is both Australian and English that our dog is terrified of.

She is leaving, because she is a criminal and is worried about going to jail.

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